misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.

Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.

by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010

merch

The class of '06 seniors used this as their signature phrase. Now the fag Juniors in the d-wing down quad think that they are pretty cool for using it and making shirts saying it.

Alex: Dude, i get lots of merch.

Jae: dude, i wish i could get some halfway decent merch, but all i can get is my fellow quad members. I'm so original. LOLLOLOLOLOl.. I am an azn chink.

by Nathaniel hausfater November 21, 2006

Bell merchant

Someone who deals in bell ends a lot

Jono is such a bell merchant

by David Byrne December 4, 2005

Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.

After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.

by richfuel December 19, 2019

Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise

Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!

by Steve to giant November 30, 2009

Feather merchant

A feather merchant is a homosexual most often a really ugly or retarded person or animal. (or something else)

What the hell are you doing you fucking feather merchant!

by Your mom is a feather merchant January 18, 2010

feather merchant

a retarded person that is also a homosexual and is extremely ugly and fat.

you feather merchant

by im awesome beyond everything January 18, 2010