Malachi

That gay annoying kid

Friend: Hey wanna come over
Friend2:Okay, but can Malachi come too
Friend: You’re uninvited

by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022

malackan

malackan is a guy with 23 iq and a very small penis

ha you have small pp malackan

by catbage November 7, 2022

Malacyar

Traditional Crypriot dialect (malakas) meaning dickhead but said by a person in the North of England

Antonio what are you saying you malacyar, brexit means brexit, go back to btec Greece

by SexyChinaGod November 18, 2022

Malachi

A 5'4 fruit basket who cant pay for his data plan.

girl 1: hey Malachi is so cute
girl 2: I saw him stealing from goodwill
girl 1: nvm-

by UrL0ver November 26, 2022

Malachitis

Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has.

“Markitis”

“Halitis”

“alexitis”

“Michaelitis”

Are also examples of this condition

“Oh.. She has Malachitis- just won’t let him go!”

“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”

by KinoStar99999 January 11, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He remembers the little things and will treat you like a princess(even if you aren’t dating). He is a gentleman and God honoring man. You will get lost in his warm brown eyes and his smile is the cutest thing ever. His hugs are even better. They make you forget everything that is bothering you. Malachi always makes people feel included and never stops putting others first. He is talented and does his best 100% of the time. And you can’t forget how strong he is. He is what keeps you going and is one of the best friends you could ever have!!

brother: “malachi is the only boy you can date”
dad: “how’s malachi”

mom: “malachi is such a cutie”

by wannaplayfortnite12345 January 13, 2023

Malachi

A very tall handsome boy. Attends best football school in Trinidad and tobago. He also gets very annoying when hes comfortable around you. Has amazing friends and is very good at football.

I wonder if Australia does walk upsidedown? -Malachi

by anonymous January 21, 2023