artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existent thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

by DefaultNon April 13, 2021

Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

Rago Luck

Named after Julian Rago, refers to the kind of fortune where small victories are overshadowed by crushing demoralizing setbacks.

Dam this girl told me I was cute but when I met her in person she told me that she thought I was my friend this must be Rago Luck.

by Julian Rago November 11, 2018

luck

1.something that someone without skill needs
2. something that u need

person 1: wish me luck
person 2: I will you need it

by TBH...IDGAF August 5, 2021

Leaf Luck

Someone who shouldn't have a problem doing anything that for some ungodly reason can't get it done.

The Toronto Maple Leafs score with 30 seconds left against Carolina on Nov 19th 2009, 29 seconds later Carolina scores, Leafs go on to lose the game, only explination "Leaf Luck."

by MotionBlur November 20, 2009

luck boy

A fuckboy who's girl is too stupid to know he's a fuckboy.

If she only knew her boyfriend was a luck boy.

by Queen of Slang February 20, 2019

rubber luck

rubber luck is a term used to ascribe a condition of circumstance whereby an individual alternately seems to have alternately remarkable good and exceptionally bad fortune.

"I never seen anyone with such rubber luck. Yesterday he was filling out insurance forms to cover his house fire, today he went to the assayer's office with a fifteen pound gold nugget he found when his jeep got run off the road into the creek."

by Coz the Shroom November 22, 2013