logic grenade

A statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent

Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade

by Jenkem Hog March 25, 2008

logicalicity

the process of applying personal logic to an action or question

~someone presents a difficult question to an audience,
a person in the audience thinks and responds with a dignified and intelligent answer
(the friend) "how did you know that?!"
(the respondent) "it's just logicalicity!"

by avtr June 13, 2008

logical lozz

A logical lozz is a creature whose life is riddled with mistakes, but uses his logic to overcome these problems with amazingly logical ideas.

Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.

A logical lozz scenario:

"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"

OR

"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"

OR

"The third car was fine until I crashed it"

by Lozz! September 27, 2009

logic cannon

The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:

1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are

Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !

Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.

Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !

by (legal)druggydude July 7, 2011

logic butter

The sophisticated notion of smooth programming linguistics between IT professionals with a side of l33t speak.

Hey, how is that install process going, Kurt? Kurt- I can't figure out a few things with the Manager's Work Station. Have you tried applying logic butter?

by villain904 March 24, 2017

Logic

To be good

He was logical

by [e-mail] April 19, 2017

logicalised

When Logic inspires you through his music / art.

Logic’s music has me logicalised.

by dictionarylogic March 17, 2018