Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Lemon Demon

music for a very very very weird breed of gay people

lemon demon? bro you must have the ‘tism

by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023

Lemon Nigga

Light skinned niggas that act kinda sweet, kinda like a lemon.

Look at Aiden over acting like a lemon nigga.

What’s a lemon nigga?

A light skin nigga like Aiden.

by LittleBill423 December 13, 2022

Sexy lemon

A sexy lesbian

WOW. Leah is such a sexy lemon.

by Awkwardblue666 June 7, 2017

Dusty Lemon

To be bitter or sour faced

“Stop acting bitter Susan no one likes a dusty lemon”

“Look at that sour face old hag, she’s such a dusty lemon”

by NoMaskRequired September 19, 2023

Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022

Lemon sniffer

Someone who is so unskilled at their task that they should resign to sniffing lemons so that they may have a chance of succeeding at something.

Warzone callout - you lemon sniffer!

by IT_Guy October 2, 2022