When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”
When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.
by lablanca December 28, 2019
Get the Lazy Smurfmug. The act of resting your hands in your pants and holding your genitals or butt, usually absentmindedly. It is usually mildly pleasurable, but is not done to get off.
"Woah, why do you have your hand in your pants?"
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."
by JaxMP August 8, 2018
Get the Lazy Masturbationmug. When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.
by VinegarStrokes April 16, 2009
Get the Lazy Rivermug. A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
by Pelsmagesey August 29, 2012
Get the Lazy Susanmug. When someone takes a massive, juicy shit into a friends hat. Like at a baseball game when your ice cream is served in a upside down helmet.
by Lazy Sunday guy1155 May 29, 2018
Get the Lazy Sundaymug. A Sunday spent with a friend or two just hanging out and smoking weed. A great way to wind down after a weekend that originated in Fairfield, Ohio.
by Too Tall Charlie May 15, 2012
Get the Lazy Sundaymug. A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese
Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.
by Naturecamper June 7, 2018
Get the Lazy Sidewaysmug.