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Scout Law

A Scout is:

a. Trustworthy in the streets.
b. Courteous in the sheets.
Example of using the Scout Law:

Scout 1: "A scout is trustworthy in the streets..."

Scout 2: "And courteous in the sheets."
by Mercedes78 November 17, 2022
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Jared's Law

The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.
Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds
by theincrediblesmith November 12, 2019
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Illegal Law

An Illegal law is a law that that contradicts and or breaks the content/authority of a higher law, thus causing it to be illegal.
The NDAA is a new law that allows the detainment of Americans indefinitely. There is no warrant required for this detainment to take place and no speedy trial or hearing allowed. This law clearly breaks the 6th amendment in every way possible, thus causing it to be an illegal law since the Constitution is of higher authority and the Supreme Law of the Land.
by Benni Franklin June 18, 2013
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Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.
by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
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Jacob's Law

This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.

Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
by ciy June 14, 2020
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husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife
I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone
by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019
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Law of Gravity

(G * m1 * m2) / (d2)
Hey, did you just break The Law of Gravity? That's illegal you know
by Erufailon February 5, 2010
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