The Letter A

When your cousin is having brunch with you and your family and suddenly disappears into the bathroom to take a giant messy shit.
Due to not properly wiping, he stumbles out with his legs real wide and far apart appearing as if he is the Letter A.

Matty fricken rocked the bathroom at Palmers crossing. He then came out of the bathroom walking like the letter A.

by Sheepy0 May 6, 2024

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Exclusive letters

Y-A-D-F-K-X-C-V-M
Are exclusive letters just because i want them to be.

“Dior is a nice word.”
“Yes, D is such an exclusive letter!”
“I’t a part of the exclusive letters group that maria just made”

by Mariasandbu May 22, 2022

3 Letter Acronym Rapper

A rapper with 3 letters at the beginning of their name like NBA Youngboy and YNW Melly. These rappers are usually garbage at rapping and have no talent and only make a lot of money because the people who listen to them have a very bad taste in music

“That talentless 3 Letter Acronym Rapper YNW Melly makes me want to rip my ears off of my head when I hear his music”

by spoderman320 June 23, 2023

chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true

If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.

by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020

Every 3rd letter

Did you not get it?

Hym "Every 3rd letter? Did you get it when I did it?"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2023

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025