Kurt Cobain

also known as Kurdt Kobain, Curtis Cobain, Curt Cobain, and Mr. poupon; Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician who wrote amazing songs like “Sappy”, “Polly”, and “Something In The Way” and inspired many musicians. Though he died in 1994 because of unknown reasons (COURTNEY LOVE), his music and legacy will live on forever.

Kurt Cobain is sick, bruh.

by MemeSenYT July 11, 2019

kurt

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.

Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.

by Chezzelly August 22, 2017

Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025

Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

kurt cobian

a very talented person...

Kurt Cobian is the greatest legend of all time

by wetfart666 January 27, 2021

Kurt

When somebody says something sad about the safety of women.

"Damn I'm sorry to hear that Hadelijn, that's really kurt"

by KobeVans March 29, 2020