kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021

kurt kobaining

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

Kurt Cobainer

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.

Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after

by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023

Kurt

Filo guy who has a Big dick

Girl: Hey your packin, I bet your name is Kurt

by Sachio666 November 25, 2021

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was born on fFebruary 20th 1967. He lived most of his life in Aberdeen. Ha had a younger sister fallen Kimberly (Kim) his parents divorced when he was 9 or 10 years old, I think. He liked to sing and was very musical. He was right handed but he played guitar left-handed. He was the frontman of Nirvana with bassguitarist Kirst Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl. He was married to Courtney Love. He got married in his pyjamas on Hawaii. His daughter's name is Frances Bean Cobain. Kurt Cobain shot himself on April 5th 1994.

Me: Kurt Cobain would have been 51 years old in 2018

by Emmasteph December 31, 2018

kurt hartwell

The hottest, nicest, and best worship leader ever to exist. Any girl that meets a Kurt Hartwell will automatically fall in love

kurt hartwell looks so hot when he dances!!

kurt hartwell waved back at us!!

by leah miller January 30, 2021

dropdead-Kurt

A Hero.
Someone from the internet
Owns a SAVAGE clothing company!

"OMFG IT'S DROPDEAD-KURT FROM MYSPACE!!"
"I heard dropdead-Kurt owns this clothing company with a friend"
"there goes that dropdead-Kurt wearing We Could Be Heroes"
"you ain't got shit on dropdead-Kurt"
"dropdead-Kurt likes to listen to that Death Ohh Eff"

by Clerrr from myspace February 20, 2009