by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013
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by Shockii September 7, 2011
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by AANDZ September 15, 2011
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India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
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“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”
“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”
“Oooh boy…”
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by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022
Get the No Knock Warrant mug.1.term used in San Antonio TX to describe a person who routinely gets wasted and behaves like a complete moron.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
Did you know we found that knock-off passed out in the kitchen with his dick in a can of play-doh last week?
Don't let that knock-off in my car, he's always putting cigarette burns in my damn seats.
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by dinki August 23, 2003
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