Ken

Ken is an asian man hiding in your closet that only comes out at night. He is only there because his boss put him up to kill you and your family. He knows everything about you because he has been watching you for many months, he even knows your twitter password!

You: wth theres someone hiding in my closet
Mom: its Ken!!
You: oh honey no

by durpshat8> December 10, 2018

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male barbie / ken

A roblox style took from the barbies but made in male form. Also named kens but they have been renamed to male barbies. You need to use the Action Figure Torso and the Undercover Superhero Arms and Legs. Or use korblox if your zaid.

Random: omg a male barbie / ken
male barbie / ken: yes *throws an rpg at you*

by robloxbarbiedefinitions August 26, 2023

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Ken

A coomer who loves cooming at a girls picture

Ken: oh my God she's so hot *cooms*

by Ken smith jordan December 19, 2020

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Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.

You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!

by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024

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