The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.
by ryanyomomma April 28, 2007
by Emilio Jimenez May 27, 2008
Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.
Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.
Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.
Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.
by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008
To screw up.
Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.
Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.
Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.
by skryblz March 26, 2009
A classic NewGrounds video from the early 2000's. It's a parody of the first episode "South Park", in which Lardman, Stain, Fenny, and Dull are waiting at the bus stop. It combines the classic NewGrounds joke of "Well known character turns evil and kills the other characters" along with nostalgic early 2000's comedy.
Sparked the meme "Loud Junk Laugh" or "Weheheheheheh"
Sparked the meme "Loud Junk Laugh" or "Weheheheheheh"
by Squidmoe October 21, 2021
by Matty Firm June 14, 2022
So Jamie is walking down the street whe steve grabs her boob without permission. Jamie immidatly gives him the Junk Fist dropping Steve to the ground holding his balls and screaming three octaves higher.
by The fat ogre of ABQ July 30, 2009