Welcomed To The Jungle

Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity

Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
Jack: ummm.... errr.... well you see.... this one confused me...
Jake (Jack's friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack
Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.

by welcomedtothejungle April 15, 2011

jungle nigger

1. A black person who is wild.
2. A black person who enjoys the outdoors.

"Man, that black is wild, he must be a jungle nigger!!!"

by Insane guitarist April 5, 2005

jungle biscuit

a clump of pubic hair

jungle biscuit on a razor, jungle biscuit in the shower, jungle biscuit on the toilet seat

by johnny rottened December 14, 2009

electric jungle juice

This is the shit. gets you real fucked up. Everclear, acid, and hawaiian punch or koolaid. holy shit its potent. youll be seein clowns and not knowing where you are in minutes

dude the electric jungle juice phucked me up last night

by gettincrunk May 13, 2005

jungle queen

n.
1. something that did not meet expectations; a disappointment
2. a misrepresentation

adj.
1. used to describe something that did not meet expectations
2. misrepresentational

1. The much-hyped roller coaster was more of a jungle queen.

2. That dinner cruise was so jungle queen: it didn't serve drinks!

by Kelly Brown January 27, 2006

The Jungle

A basement of a home in southern New Jersey where local highschool kids are often found boozin, using, and having drunken sex. All around a garunteed good time. The Jungle has ben many people's first time they drank, did drugs, or had all types of sex.

Where are we goin tonite? I heard the Jungle is open.

by FreeYaYo May 13, 2005

jungle jizz

Jizz from a black guy.

by kwani October 22, 2003