Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
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