Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022

Jersey exit

A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.

I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.

by Black Anus June 3, 2018

New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you

person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!

by jjsabs November 4, 2017

OUNCES IN JERSEY

Ounces in jersey means at all party’s in jersey people will rely on someone to bring ounces of drugs such as weed or other substances..

Jake “who brought the shit”

Cole “ OUNCES IN JERSEY”

by NICKDOGGGGGG22225554 December 11, 2019

jersey hook

When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.

I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike

by MERSEYME June 13, 2017

Jersey thing

The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.

Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...

by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 9, 2018

Jersey Boyz

The process of during a gay orgy, all individuals climax at the same time, and upon this the moans performed post coitus creates a musical chord- to truly resemble the bond that compares to the Jersey Boys

Dude 1: "yo, did you hear of that Jersey Boyz up at Philip's last night?"

Dude 2: "oh shit yeah that was a pretty good D minor"

by Dankemmes December 30, 2016