JADEN

a really annoying individual and a suicidal wannabe animal who dies their hair with smurf cum

Oh look its jaden
he is so annoying

by DOGASSFUCK October 28, 2018

Jaden

Jadens can be funny at times and is very dirty minded. He is usually the fattest in the room but backs it up with humor. You should keep this friend as he is loyal and can be your ride or die.

Joe says “Was good Jaden!”
Jaden says “Your mom!”
Joe says “Screw you were not friends bye.”

by YaMomLicker November 14, 2018

Jalen

He is that nigga to fuck u up if he needed to. He is very passionate about his goals and cares for people. He’s very inspirational and wise. He also has a big dick.

“Ayo that dude Jalen is hella wise”

by Tj Aj Rj Backslashin IV May 14, 2021

Dirty Jalen

a gay orgy where everyone has to take turns shitting in a bucket and the last person to shit has to stick their head in the bucket.

i almost puked when Jay has to do the dirty jalen

by do.it.again April 12, 2020

Jaden

loser that looks like Shreck, and probably binge watches naruto

"he sucks!"
"He must be Jaden!"

by thats spicy November 30, 2016

jaden

Most Jaden's have aa cone shaped head as a kid. Jaden's are very very very tall and they are pinheads

Wow look at That cone-like skyscraper.... oh wait that's just Jaden

by pinhead Jaden December 7, 2016

Japenese Popsicle

When your having sex with a girl and you pull out and put it in a bucket of ice, upon pulling it out of the ice you realize your now japenese size and u reinsert.

I was doin this chick last night when i hit her with the Japenese popsicle took me forever to get back to american size.

by Daddy8185 November 11, 2010