Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.

El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022

Jared McKenny

An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx

Jared Mckenny is amazing.

by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023

jared

my brother who is loyal and loving and helps everyone in need

love ya jared ball

by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019

Jared

sometimes an L friend

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...

by lordofthegays September 17, 2022

Jared

He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.

Jared is the funniest guy alive

by Tennisgurl January 5, 2022

Jared

He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.

Wow, Jared and Jasmin are such a good couple oh my gatitos!

by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023

Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 20, 2023