jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.

Jake: (Nervously) Will You go out with me ?
Girl: Maybe

by XxSuperTuberxX November 2, 2017

JAKE

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces

Jake is also very good at sports

by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018

Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7

I wanna be jake.

by Jake.69 November 26, 2018

Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy

You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo

by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019

Jake

A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

by Jake toolman June 17, 2018