jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
by melodious December 19, 2006
Get the jakes mug.

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
by idedontknow October 26, 2004
Get the The Jake mug.

Jake

Sexy and cute type he is always in a good mood and takes crap from no one.
He is aldo a person that will suceed in life such as being a actor or music producer
Girl 1: man i need to find a boyfriend
Girl 2:how about a jake
by 123man456man August 12, 2017
Get the Jake mug.

Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s
Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect
by Big wubbie February 04, 2019
Get the Jake mug.

Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy
You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo
by oogaboogasym July 08, 2019
Get the Jake mug.

Jake

The nicest, most trusting person ever. Jakes try so hard to please you. They have the nicest laugh and are often quite athletic. Jakes are incredible people and everyone wants to be friends with them. Although sometimes quite daring and crazy, they’re really sweet.
girl 1: OMG is that Jake?!?!?
girl 2: yup he totally glowd up
girl 1: i’d do anything to be with him... his girlfriend is so lucky to have him!
girl 2: ikr! they look so happy together :(
by hey_its_po January 10, 2018
Get the Jake mug.

Jake

A really cute boy who has a girlfriend named Lily
Wow, Jake and lily are the perfect couple. I wish I could have some of that hot asssssss.
by Sexandmasturbationnoweeees October 28, 2017
Get the Jake mug.