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jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006
mugGet the jakesmug.

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
That guy has feet like the jake.
by idedontknow October 25, 2004
mugGet the The Jakemug.

Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one
eee it's jake
by DDew56 July 12, 2019
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Jake is a nice cool heartwarming person. Half insane and half loving everyone loves it. Super good at cuddling and always ready for a hug. Loves animals and will have all the girls surrounding him. Amazing musician loves the string instruments and piano. Has many friends and no one is surprised if he is dancing or screaming in a store or restaurant. Sometimes annoying well most of the time but people some how get attached to it.
Jake is insane
by YoyoItzJakeOnly August 18, 2017
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jakes

A gang related term used to describe the law enforcement force
Yo Ronnie those jakes are creepin
by Yxng_meme_lord March 24, 2019
mugGet the Jakesmug.

Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7
I wanna be jake.
by Jake.69 November 26, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

A pansexual adorable like bean that's gay as Hell
Wow, he's a total Jake
by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019
mugGet the Jakemug.

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