Jacob

The name of a man who truly shows his manhood. Typically has a penis that is 9 inches or larger.

Wow! Is that Jacob? I heard he has a huge dick!

by Big_Dick_Prick May 25, 2018

Jacob

Someone who likes crickets and sucks dog dicks

OMG hes such a jacob

by Arhxm January 8, 2018

Jacob

An annoying bitch with no life

Oi jacob your a dick

by Yeet spaghetti May 31, 2020

Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.

"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

Jacob

Gay and stupid crosseyed idiot

jacob is gay and crosseyed

by reese4 August 2, 2020

Jacob

Sits in the corner and tries his to draw attention to himself with self harm

Jacob kept stabbing himself in 3rd leriod yesterday and everyone was watching him

by Tinystabbingbitch July 12, 2017

Jacob

A blonde headed bitch who enjoys a good dicking.

Dude, you're just like Jacob

by R1PP3R420 December 12, 2018