Doggy Issues

When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)

"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."

by im elicit June 14, 2017

diary issue

a personal problems that's not shared with anybody else except you....

it can also be recognised as a secret........

you don't need to tell it since it's a diary issue, just keep it to yourself

by Naughtydude January 14, 2020

Abandonment issues

Someone who is scared/worried of someone might be abandoning them.

Sometimes leads to attachment issues.

Ex1 : You might have abandonment issues.

Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.

Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.

by GeyGuy October 3, 2023

Skill issue

Is bad at something

Sounds like a skill issue

by Hamliz September 27, 2023

daddy issues

something which i have and am trying to fix, serious definitions below/above this

Urban.Ass has daddy issues

by urban.ass July 14, 2023

Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.

Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010