more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

issue

lola b is the biggest issue ever unsolvable

lola your such an issue

by 20millie06 February 28, 2024

Back Issue Bias

The belief that a magazine's back issues are inherently less worthy than the current issue

Magazine shops with Back Issue Bias destroy old magazines or charge publishers to return them.

by hamam&co June 12, 2022

Daddy Issues

The feeling of relief from the outside world. Having a man who understands you and loves you enough to distract you from everything in your head. It means that he knows your body and your mind equally, and never does you wrong because he knows his worth to you. He knows your actions come from a place of love, and will know the difference between you, and your mind talking. He loves you endlessly, and shows it. He doesn’t let you get out of hand, and sometimes you push him away because you’re scared of ruining things. You find peace and comfort in him when he calms you down. If he treats you like his little girl, he loves you. He treats you like the daughter you never were, and takes care of you like he’s your little princess.

Also if he knows you have a hard time falling asleep, if he can put you to sleep, you won’t be able to do it without him. The only problem is, you will only ever see him as your dad, your anxiety will grow because of the fear of losing your boyfriend and your dad in the same person. It is a scary feeling

“i have daddy issues, my boyfriend treats me like im his daughter”

by sidhdbe_ October 14, 2023

vindal-issue

When you ate too much curry and you are expelling literal flames from the anal cavity

P1: bloody hell, why are there scorch marks on the toilet seat
P2: oh, I just a mild vindal-issue

by Joe Nunn January 24, 2020

Doggy Issues

When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)

"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."

by im elicit June 14, 2017

gameplay issues

Gameplay issues are problems caused by @dktapps because he is too lazy implementing proper gameplay or gameplay features.

Those gameplay issues are implemented features ~ @dktapps

by cakecakecakecakecakecake March 3, 2017