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locker box

the act of two or more people fighting in a locker room each with a pair of hockey/lacrosse gloves and a lacrosse/hockey helmet.
Yo, i just heard that billy and bob locker boxed in the locker ailes. Apperantly, Billy won in the 3rd round
by teen persian May 3, 2009
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Box Syndrome

Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic
Hey man is Robert switching jobs again? Yes that fool has box syndrome
by Tater85 October 8, 2018
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Box-whisperer

A hyper-sexual lesbian with the ability to turn any woman gay.
Example: The girl at the party who can make out with any girl there.

Used in a sentence: She is such a cock-blocking box-whisperer
by RockfordSlang September 4, 2013
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Spam Box

I put it in her in box and in her spam box last night, if you know what I mean.
by Magicliterati February 7, 2012
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brown-box

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.
I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.
by Eener3000 April 27, 2010
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Spunky Box

A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.

The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.

Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.

There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.

Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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box juggler

A guy (or girl) who dates two or more women at the same time, without the women knowing about each other.
Ramon is such a box juggler - he's seeing Dianne on Tuesday night, and Shelly the next morning!
by Cheryl Mellows October 10, 2007
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