chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 23, 2018

Small Chair

1. Someone who has a bad taste in chairs.
2. A insult you would use when someone calls you out.

1. "I went to his house to play some smash and he is such a small chair for having 5 cushions on his chair"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"

by ErwinHistory December 13, 2019

bedside chair

a chair that sits next to your bed that is used as a bedside table.

All of her money and her work schedule sat on her bedside chair.

by me.urban1 May 25, 2009

chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.

You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Chair Brownie

When you're sitting in a chair and you have to poop but you can't get up you poop

Aw man I just did a Chair Brownie

by Notachairbrownie February 19, 2017

Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

by joytoyboy September 27, 2022

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010