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Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.
Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.
by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022
mugGet the Due to illness.mug.

Wicked Ill

Sick, twisted, cool, rad, awesome, amazing
Dude, that Inverted 900 was wicked ill
by Silly Siblings August 11, 2008
mugGet the Wicked Illmug.

the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.
I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir
by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007
mugGet the the mic illmug.

mentally ill

obsessively talking to your ex
my name is sarina and I'm mentally ill
by sarina's owner (christian) August 14, 2024
mugGet the mentally illmug.

Ill

A sexy, talented, smart beautiful girl, that is gonna take the world over one day!
She is so beautiful and funny, that probably all the celebrities will fall in love with her one day!
A Ill is so smart and beautiful!❤️
by the destroyer 3012 June 13, 2020
mugGet the Illmug.

ill-gotten income

Profits acquired through making people sick, such as Big Biz's hooking them on tobacco/alcohol/drugs/gambling, or a doctor's using methods and/or treatments that he knows will probably just either make his patients feel even worse or give them maladies/injuries that they didn't even have before.
It's difficult enough to prove in court that someone knew beforehand that his products or services would harm his customers, but then if he is eventually found guilty and ordered to finance a settlement, it's even harder to get him to part with any of his ill-gotten income.
by QuacksO September 15, 2019
mugGet the ill-gotten incomemug.

Mental illness

Has been reduced to a euphemism that amount to little more than orwellian "wrong think"
Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2023
mugGet the Mental illnessmug.

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