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sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.
She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.
by A. Square May 19, 2014
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Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.
Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.
by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022
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Mental illness

Has been reduced to a euphemism that amount to little more than orwellian "wrong think"
Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2023
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ill

a famous girl who is a wold wide gamer, with 5 billon twitch followers she sweet and kind and she's a Kpop star, I bet you hope you were a ill
by wtfdoyouwantforme January 3, 2022
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Ill

Something so good that you are looking forward to (stan loona)
Jaydin: We should do pookies after school
Jay: That would be so ILL!
by Stan Loona 🥰 July 30, 2025
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Ill Deuce

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.
Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"

Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
by Hey Jack August 8, 2014
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ill get you funny

whenever youre in a verbal altercation and u wanna fight the person or expose a secret of theirs or call out dumb shit they did, u say this afterward, just to rub it in.
(mad pissy girl who hates herself) - l " i dont know why she act like shes the baddest bitch like baby girl doesnt even know her ex leaked her nudes to his priv but no one cares enough about u to tell u. haha yeah ill get you funny hoe, dont start acting like youve been all that."
by thebaddestflathoe May 24, 2021
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