Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous

She tedded him

by Elttar August 16, 2024

Ted Chad

Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.

Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.

Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe

by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024

Ted Cruz hire

(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.

Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.

by arf79 June 6, 2024

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Ted-ing out

The verb ~Ted-ing out~ is to overthink to extreme lengths, as done by Ted Mosby in the show How I Met Your Mother

Girl 1: What if there's no spaces for the job by tomorrow? I have to get my application in tonight!
Girl 2: Bitch, you're totally Ted-ing out rn, you only found out about the space this morning.
Girl 1: Slut tf does "Ted-ing out" mean

by not.beanie July 30, 2023

Ted Hill.

Very cool!

I met Ted Hill yesterday he is very cool.
I love Ted Hill.

by youremotherveryfat April 28, 2021

TED

Ted is a boss fortnite player better than ninja and ali-a.

fortnite is such a ted.

by Okijuhy June 10, 2018