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Ted Bundy

A psychopathic motherfucker who raped, tortured and killed more than 30 women during the 1970s.
Ted Bundy is a right dirtbag who got excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints when they realised what a hypocrite he was
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
by me.....really May 7, 2021
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ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.
OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!
by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016
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Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".
"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."
by teds secret lover February 24, 2025
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Ted

Stand Ted on your school bag.
I'm having a rough Ted right now.
by LiptonIceTeaGreen December 3, 2021
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Ted Phenomenon

When you have a really good idea, don’t know it’s good, and just slap it on a sketch.
“I’m just gonna call it a Ted Phenomenon, it’s good but what are you doing with it?!”
by Lumiac April 7, 2020
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Ted

The platypus on the Australian 20 cent piece( commonly called tails)
I call ted
by Notben36364578 November 30, 2018
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