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Iphone

a lot of ppl said the iphone would fail back in 2009 as i can see from reading the definitions, but theyare very stupid because now iPhone has taken over all of their lives. hahahah MAUAAHHAAJJAAJMQMMQMQQMAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHA
Teenage boy in 2010: "haah, the iphone is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen! Its a waste of 500 bucks. so useless"

the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
by bigappleuser3000 December 30, 2023
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iPhone rich

When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.
"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
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iPhone X

The reason why many phones released during 2018-2020 had a gigantic ugly ass pill-shaped notch on the top of the screen. You can blame Apple for this "innovative" trend. Thankfully Samsung refused to copy it.
iPhone X, along with the iPhone 7, are the biggest sinners in the smartphone world for introducing the notch and removing the headphone jack, respectively.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 9, 2024
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iPhone

1. A brand of phone made by the Apple company, using the iOS software

2. Those things that cause all the trouble
1. Guy1: "Hey dude, have you gotten the new iPhone recently?"

Guy2: "No man, those things suck"

Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"

2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."
by AppleSaucce45 March 18, 2022
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IPhone LXIX

Now with 4D porn.
by TunaBread July 1, 2020
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Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018
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Apple iPhone

Apple iPhone = Airbus and Samsung Galaxy = Boeing.
by glubglubglubglub August 6, 2025
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