Hung as Stuart Little

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.

Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.

by Beach a HolicXx August 05, 2022

Jon Hung

fatass but funny

Jon Hung FATASS!

by Divvvvv April 24, 2023

hung like an outlaw

an outlaw in the wild west would be hung. this phrase is used to refer to the size of your penis as the same size as the rope.

Oh my god, Mark's cock was so big, he's hung like an outlaw!

by hevx May 26, 2017

hung aryan

Hey white guy with blue eyes and red hair and an extremely fat dick. He may be from the Missouri region on the Southeast corner.

That bald guy over there is one Hung Aryan.

by Aryan_Magni 1488 May 14, 2022

Hung pussy

Trans persons’ genitalia, maybe?

Damn, that person is hot. I bet they got a hung pussy.

by Jaxxin January 23, 2023

Hung like a crackhead

Someone that has a MASSIVE cock, like over 2 inches, preferably uncut

Mike: Marvin is hung like a crackhead, on Jah.

Nathaniel: Real shit

by Nhazul July 23, 2021

Wang hung

A person who has a dick bigger than a horse

Our friend Isaac’s dick is so big it’s wang hung that’s why he has the nickname satalion

by Dr454545 August 29, 2018