human DVR

When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.

I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.

by Bvig33 February 14, 2014

Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.

I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...

by dick4brains November 6, 2011

human resources

The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.

Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.

Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.

Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!

by Bassboy June 14, 2006

human hiroshima

When one drops a rather colossal and odourous shit. It makes a mushroom shaped splash.

Lewis- "Man I just dumped a human hiroshima in your toilet Jamie!"

Jamie- "You bastard lewis you will kill us all"

by Jimre™ September 2, 2005

Human being

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.

Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"

by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009

Human Mutt

A person who is made up of 3 or more nationalities/ethnicities.

Sometimes the mix up seems odd and unlikely, but occurs a lot these days.

Someone who might be Australian, European, Asian, Mexican and Canadian all in one. That is called a Human Mutt.

by gertrina June 28, 2009

human suffering

The thing that gets me through the day

John: Man i love the smell of human suffering in the morning.

by Osteoprotips January 18, 2017