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tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.
by Firenerd January 26, 2014
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hooker diesel

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"
by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017
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Hull Hooker

The yacht/boat equivalent of a Lot lizard . A female that makes her way around a boat/yacht / ship marina looking for sex.
OMG! Look at that Hull Hooker! She gonna get some D on the B!
by Big Red! August 27, 2022
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Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.
My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!
by IrischGuy December 8, 2011
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Hooker Run

Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.
YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!
by OMIEEEEEEE January 6, 2011
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backpage hooker

(Noun) : an escort a slut
Example: like the back pages of yellow book, hence the backpage hooker
1. You don't think I'm serious . GUESS WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU . POSTED THIS NUMBER ON ABOUT 5 HOMOSEXUAL WEBSITES . jUST LOSES THIS MOTHERFUCKIN NUMBER WEIRDO . GET A LIFE

Who's this?

Not a backpage hooker, move along
by joe4kewl December 16, 2013
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skank hooker

a girl that finds pleasure in sleeping with multiple men like a hooker does; however does not request money in return, which just makes her a skank hooker.
Boy - that blonde girl from Coudersport sure is a skank hooker.
by annolroo February 24, 2010
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