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Halloween

Halloween is an ancient Celtic festival that celebrates (or celebrated) the Lord of the Dead. During their festivals, they dressed in scary costumes and carved scary faces on turnips (and now pumpkins) to scare the evil demons away, and made huge bonfires where they burnt offerings to the pagan gods (like vegetables and children - nice mix, huh?)

Later, since the Pagans wouldn't stop their death celebrations, the Christian church changed the name to All Saints' day (a celebration of the Christian saints instead) and voilà! Now everyone's beliefs are combined and everyone is happy. Then from that was All Hollow's Eve, and so on and so forth until it was Halloween.

Now, little kids run around in princess costumes collecting candy from strangers and decorating their homes with death symbols.

...I'm sure that the princess costumes did a much better job at scaring the demons.
Person: Hey, what are you being for Halloween this year?
Other person: I'm gonna be a witch with freaky hair. What are you gonna be?
Person: Haha, I'm gonna be a dead cheerleader.
by mii October 31, 2004
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Halloween Walk of Shame

When you emerge from a guy's house wearing the same Halloween costume you partied in the night before reeking of booze, sweat, and maybe pumpkins- all in good fun from the night before. And unlike the normal walk of shame... you cannot hide in your halloween costume.
I totally did the Halloween walk of shame this morning- the dead give away was my head to toe chicken outfit
by Kootz! March 15, 2009
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hello moto

Peepz who love their mobiles/cell phones greet them by saying hello moto.
Man: Hello honey, hello kids.
Phone: Do Do Do Do Do Do
Man: Oh yeh, hello moto!
by Mollz January 4, 2004
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hello kitty

Hello Kitty originated in Japan, where it was simply a cartoon cat invented for young children. I, as a child had a pair of Hello Kitty Pj's, several Hello Kitty toys and a Hello Kitty T shirt. However, suddenly, Hello Kitty has evolved into some sort of scene kid mascot. Every scene kid you come across seems to be wearing some sort of Hello Kitty merchandise. The even worse point I am yet to make is that scene kids are basically wannabe emos, and how the hell is Hello Kitty emo at all. This is revolting, as these monsters have transformed a simple children's character into the leader of their ridiculous cult.
Kate the scene kid: "Omg, look at this new tee I got from Afflecks palace! It's Hello kitty!"
Laura the scene kid: "Oh my days! That is so awesome, now we look sooooooooo emo ="
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Hello Kitty

What you say when someone sits down and their dress is too short.
Amy sat down in front of me in her super short new dress and Hello Kitty!
by PrincessAnna September 7, 2009
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Hello Princess

A phrase commonly used by perverts and sex offenders
If someone you dont know says it, I either suggest run or slap him then run.
Stranger: Hello Princess.... mmmm
Alice: AAH!

*slap*
Alice: Quick Ellie RUN!
by Jewsie Woosie March 12, 2010
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Hello

The word you say to someone of the opposite gender at a bar when you have the intention to hump them
Person 1 (seductively): Hello!
Person 2: You look hot.
Person 1: lets go to my place....
by PrkP May 17, 2014
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