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Heathers

In reference to a rare but worthy of your time musical of the same name that has as antagonists some awful,rich, popular,pretty,despicable and most toxic bitches with one of them even having boob implants and having most of the school at their feet.This is used to refer to that group of girls in high school that match most of the descriptions and feel like the top of the list or queens of the hill for having positions such as Head of the school paper ( that aren't even that special) which also happen to be jock magnets
Some random dude:Hey! Isn't that Carol and her fantastic group of friends?

Me : Oh! you mean those Heathers?
by Marshall Wayne February 11, 2021
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Heather

Formal noun;

The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.

No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.

Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a

Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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Heather

Ady a beautiful amazing girl who is the definition of a heather and is funny and loyal any one would be lucky to have an Ady in your life
Wow do you see that girl Ady she is the definition of a heather
by Imabigkidnow69 December 8, 2020
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Heather

A generally stingy person titty flashing wise.
Asked Heather to Dump Em’ and she refused to show me her cans.
by Reverend-Jim/CT September 19, 2022
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Heather

person 1: omg look at that cracker

person 2: yeah that's Heather
by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022
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Heather

Someone who complains about their neighbours playing music no matter how loud it is or what time it is
The word Heather is being defined as:
One day I was playing music and it wasn’t even that loud and it was a weekend at 12:00 in the afternoon and she came over and said “if you don’t turn that music off I will call the cops
by Sharerreeee July 2, 2023
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Heather Cronin

An eclectic kaleidoscope of unconditional love. A friend to anyone in need. Heather is the one you call upon to take a drive with,and remind you of all things beautiful and magical. Honest and loyal;almost to fault. Unicorn and Baby whispered.If she calls you friend;you are a rare and beautiful gift to this world,and she will ensure you know this as often as needed.
I got up today,and said I'm gonna do things the Heather Cronin way;and went to court with Beth. I stood up at the podium and advocated for her character to the Judge. Turned the whole case in her favor!
by KK'sThroatbabyMomma October 4, 2021
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