by Jrmoragf July 18, 2017

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013

An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.
by chestergie October 13, 2020

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack
The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019

by Stumbling January 20, 2021

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022
