A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011
Get the Black Gates mug.Your gateway band is the band you first listened to which completely opened up your world of music.
The band which was the beginning of you developing a decent taste in music.
Indie kids often use it to describe the first indie band they got into. But this term can apply to particular genre of music.
The band which was the beginning of you developing a decent taste in music.
Indie kids often use it to describe the first indie band they got into. But this term can apply to particular genre of music.
Guy-who-only-listens-to-commercial-rock: *listening to Nickelback*
Me: *hands him a bright eyes cd* Put down that rubbish, listen to this, and enjoy.
Guy-who-only-listens-to-commercial-rock: *listens to Bright Eyes* OMG, this is amazing! *stomps on Nickelback*
He then turns into either a pretentious indie kid, or just develops a decent taste in music. Yay
Bright Eyes was his gateway band.
Me: *hands him a bright eyes cd* Put down that rubbish, listen to this, and enjoy.
Guy-who-only-listens-to-commercial-rock: *listens to Bright Eyes* OMG, this is amazing! *stomps on Nickelback*
He then turns into either a pretentious indie kid, or just develops a decent taste in music. Yay
Bright Eyes was his gateway band.
by Jessica Lest August 14, 2008
Get the Gateway Band mug.Related Words
Gate
• gatekeeper
• Gatekeeping
• Gateway
• Gate Rape
• gated
• GATer
• gateway drug
• gatecrasher
• Gatesville
by Oliver the Great November 16, 2006
Get the Synyster gates mug.The lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold, a California Metal Band, also known as A7X. Synyster Gates is the awesomest fuckin guitar player ever, period. He does really diffecult guitar solos, like for Seize The Day, Afterlife, Unholy Confessions, and many others. And he does it all with ease.
Synyster Gates is the awesomeness.Listen to any A7X song and it's pretty obvious.
Praise King Synyster Fuckin Gates!!!
Praise King Synyster Fuckin Gates!!!
by XSoCutMyWristsAndBlackMyEyesX October 30, 2008
Get the Synyster Gates mug.by traphikk October 3, 2009
Get the Gateway Girlfriend mug.A guy you hang out with for the purposes of meeting new people. There is usually little romantic interest, though you may lead him on.
by I.LP.I August 10, 2012
Get the Gateway Guy mug.When one teleports into another wizard'ss room and proceeds to masturbate under their invisibility cloak while their friend is having intercourse.
by IAMPOORE September 22, 2009
Get the Sneaky Gately mug.