frozen supermarket pizzas

capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius

"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"

"I never knew that fam."

by The Local Tax Agent June 04, 2024

frozen grief

The grief felt from the unresolved loss felt when a very close or a loved one is missing and whose whereabouts is unknown and unresolved, and there is significant potential for a bad outcome.

After his daughter walked into the wildness, he was in frozen grief till they found her living in a cult in the woods.

by mlhiss August 06, 2020

frozen igloo

A frozen shit used as a dildo 🤤

Hey Kajy did you have fun with the frozen igloo last night.

by BBL Drizzy May 06, 2024

Frozen Blade

The greatest ship there ever was.

Person A: "I love Frozen Blade"
Person B: "Wow you too?"

by Sister Iceland July 08, 2017

frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 March 01, 2015

Frozen mochi

"Frozen Mochi" is when to stick dry ice in your partner's mouth and anal cavity. (If your partner is a male use liquid nitrogen in their urethra) and then finally cum in each of their holes to complete your "frozen mochi".

Nigga stop before i give you FROZEN MOCHI

by Keemyking December 04, 2024

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 07, 2017