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Flumsy

Derives from acts of Undirected stupidity.

a combination of fragile and clumsiness.
The flumsiness made him bump in to all the tables. And flumsy fall down the stairs.
by Bobsaget1111 July 24, 2019
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Fleisure

(Fleisure)- fitness wear that you wear at your leisure. So your not necessarily going to the gym to workout, you just look that way.
Hillary was looking fetch in her (fleisure).
by Sassy Sparkle October 8, 2019
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Fliss Long

Fliss Long is just the type of girl that when you ask her to borrow a pen she gives you a blue one
Hey are you with fliss long? cause if so imma dip
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Fliss long

Fliss long is the type of person to give you a blue pen instead of a black pen
Are you with fliss long? cause if so imma dip
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fluid transparency

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020
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Fluid farewell

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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Flish

by Ahaha you already know July 12, 2020
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