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a raging sack of cunt flaps 

Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.
What a raging sack
Of cunt flaps!!!

Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.
Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.
Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?
Fapsbook by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011

Flap me up, baby! 

A term of endearment amongst flutes players, the superior instrument in a marching band ensemble.
Hey! Flap me up, baby!
Flap me up, baby! by Flapbot May 30, 2020

Fapsfadat 

- closely related to the term "daps-for-that" which is an offered high five hence the daps part. "Fapsfadat" is to be used on an occasion where "daps-for-that" simply won't do. The listener likes the speakers statement so much that he/she believes it deserves a fap.
Jim:I got a new bong today and found a great new porn site.

Oscar:Ah, Fapsfadat man!
Fapsfadat by skrong neck November 14, 2012

Flap Noodle 

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
Flap Noodle by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat
I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle
Flap Meat by Roobeer October 10, 2020