farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm

Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!

by daads1234 May 3, 2018

Chicken farming

To farm chickens in a skilled manner, illegal in Alaska and Nigeria. Only gamers are aloud to chicken farm

Wow! Did you just Chicken farm in Alaska? Chicken farming is illegal there

by GangGangChicken September 22, 2018

Animal Farm

When you fill a bathtub with various types of warmed animal semen, usually farm animals, and bathe in it.

Man I really enjoyed that Animal Farm last night.

by MarshallBurnetts March 11, 2022

body farm

An auto-generated name for an online storage solution, involving many possible locations to store items in allotted spaces

"it's a body farm"

by Ben McHowarth February 19, 2022

Farm Swagger

When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.

"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"

by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018

fuzz farm

the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff

i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf

by suckmynonexistentcock August 6, 2016

pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself

In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.

by skuffed_up March 1, 2023