Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Falcon Punchmug. Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
by Russell Goat December 15, 2022
Get the Chuck a Falconmug. A lucid dream that you can't remember the ending of
by Ian Falcon Dream June 11, 2013
Get the Falcon Dreammug. the falcon is a no nonsense menace who never takes no for a answer,A falcon usually atracts older aged counterparts due to his sheer presence.
by cocoolll July 13, 2023
Get the FALCONmug. Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
by Mike_ockslong October 15, 2018
Get the Fly as a Falconmug. by dfrewsd November 6, 2022
Get the blood falconmug. by sussy123 March 16, 2022
Get the Angel Pineda Falconmug.