Eselevened

The process of being stuck in some way to a room entilted S11.

Did you hear Mike was Eselevened today , man he sucks.

by LamerGamer February 10, 2004

Espelonges

A fancy or upper class restaurant featuring various assortments of expensive foods.

A popular club or restaurant which is "the place to be".

An exotic word meaning delicious.

"Hey guys let's go to Espelonges for dinner".

"Dude that sounds as good as Espelonges".

"Let's see: go to Espelonges, or buy a lifetime supply of food.
I'm gonna go to Espelonges".

by another satisfied costomer. December 28, 2007

essence of booty

adjective, noun. see also booty, wack, stank and tore up

-adjective
1. an offensive or embarassing behavior
2. something that is terrible, or of poor quality

-noun
1. an offensive odor
2. an offensive sight, sound or person

Did you see old girl over there in that skirt? She's about 20 pounds too big for that. She was straight up essence of booty, yo.

by honozooloo April 14, 2009

essex hunt dance

a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.

"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."

by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014

Essex

Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.

If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.

keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.

Happy birthday Essex

by thunderbearxxx June 5, 2014

ESSL

Eating Some Shit Laughing

you ESSL until you die

by TheOneYou_Play August 29, 2016

Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016