Empting the whip cream can

masterbating,jacking off

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.

by Panasonic Wolf May 30, 2016

Emptic

Eat my pussy till I cum

Emptic please

by Commit sedoku June 24, 2020

Emptius Giddicus

A person who would not eat anything. Nope. Nothing. Never.

"This is a great example of an Emptius Giddicus" jack pointed to a garbage can
"Not true. It eats garbage" Juan said
"-_-" Jack Died.

by An Agreeable Stick December 28, 2021

Pre-emptive exaggeration

The act of exaggerating a story, because you think everyone will assume you are whether you do or not.

Pre-emptive exaggeration would be telling your friends you were in line for 2 hours when it was only 1, because you know if you say 1 they will assume you were exaggerating and it was only half an hour.

by Perfect_Blue September 10, 2011

emoticobligation

The urge, when writing an ironic or sarcastic email, to include an smiley-face “emoticon”—even if you absolutely expletive hate those expletive little things
—Oxford English Dictionary, deleted excerpt, 2004 edition

I really felt an emoticobligation after writing that nasty email to my stupid coworker.

by jenasaurusrex December 14, 2008

emoticonictionary

ee-moat-ick-on-ick-shun-airy n. Someone who knows all the normal and hidden emoticons of IM programs, social networking sites, and email services and uses them often.

Lynsey just had an entire conversation with me using emoticons...she's like an emoticonictionary.

by Natanhimself April 14, 2009

Emotibabble

Using emoticons for an entire conversation. Using copious amount of emoticons to get your point across.

Emotibabble: :) ;) :P :P

got that story?

by Ofnsve June 25, 2009