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donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.
Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.
by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021
mugGet the donut criticmug.

donut diet

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.
by Hellsangel June 6, 2015
mugGet the donut dietmug.

donut juice

When you have to pee so you stick your dick in her ass and piss in it.
Bro , I just donut juiced Cindel.
by Dakibaba December 9, 2017
mugGet the donut juicemug.

donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.
"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023
mugGet the donut anusmug.

mint donut

(V.) The act of having anal sex using mint donut as lubricant.
Jerry got that weird girl Linda, in accounting, to mint donut with him last night
by That May 11, 2014
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Dunkin Donuts

By far the best fast food restaurant in America. Sells both food and drink such as donuts (hence the name), coffee, breakfast and lunch sandwiches, and hot chocolate. Is a great place to go for all ages, whether you're a young kid hungry for donuts, or if you're an older man/woman who needs a place to hang out and drink coffee.
Every day before work, I go to Dunkin Donuts and get coffee.

Hayley: Man, I'm hungry!
Kayley: Hey, why don't we go to Dunkin Donuts?
Hayley: What a genius idea!
by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016
mugGet the Dunkin Donutsmug.

Donuts Johnson

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.
by Slither13 June 9, 2011
mugGet the Donuts Johnsonmug.

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