A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.
by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021

by Hellsangel June 6, 2015

by Dakibaba December 9, 2017

"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"
"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023

by That May 11, 2014

By far the best fast food restaurant in America. Sells both food and drink such as donuts (hence the name), coffee, breakfast and lunch sandwiches, and hot chocolate. Is a great place to go for all ages, whether you're a young kid hungry for donuts, or if you're an older man/woman who needs a place to hang out and drink coffee.
Every day before work, I go to Dunkin Donuts and get coffee.
Hayley: Man, I'm hungry!
Kayley: Hey, why don't we go to Dunkin Donuts?
Hayley: What a genius idea!
Hayley: Man, I'm hungry!
Kayley: Hey, why don't we go to Dunkin Donuts?
Hayley: What a genius idea!
by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.
If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.
At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.
At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
by Slither13 June 9, 2011
