dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.
"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."
by vrsi_rules September 05, 2008
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dong dunk

When you have sex by having your partner lay on there back with there ass in the air and you lower your junk into her vagina.
I dong dunked this chick from the bar last night.
by Dong dunk King May 11, 2020
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Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.
Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
by lewbacca July 27, 2015
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dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.
Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.
by The Big Green D November 25, 2013
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Dong Spew

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.
by Photonix July 01, 2010
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Slingin' Dong

A major part of the male stripper profession.
Marc put himself thru college slingin' dong.
by boomfactor May 28, 2013
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scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse
shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard
by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023
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