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Directioner

Most likely obsessed crazy retards that love the band so much that they will spy on the five at any time. It's amazing that these "fans" will do anything for them. They are the most inconsiderate people I've ever seen. Although 1D has no musical talent at all but yet the fans still love them.
by BloodMoney125 September 16, 2013
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Directioner

A deluded fan of an extremely bad band, One Direction. Have a tendency to be somewhat deaf, either pre or post One Direction, giving them the ability to listen to the shit music with no problem. Usually a fangirl who finds feminine looking guys attractive, or are convinced to do so by their peers.
by NitroglycerinBOOM January 6, 2014
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Directioner

A person who is absolutely crazy and will do anything to be with the boys of one direction (Harry, Louis, Liam, and niall) a true directioner hates zayn malik. These girls want to be with the boys they want to touch their skin and lick their forehead.
“OMG ITS HARRY STYLES I AM GOING TO GO ON HIS VAN AND HUG HIM IN TILL HE COMES HOME WITH ME"
you are such a directioner"
by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016
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potato directioner

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.
potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”
by sakasirat July 9, 2021
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Daddy Directioner

The sexiest most full hearted boy with a six pack and a voice that is so unbeliebly beautiful that it makes girls loose their ovaries. Also known as "Daddy" of One Direction.
by skylala12 June 26, 2012
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directionally challenged

1. Someone who has difficulty determining right from left

2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.

3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.

Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.
Are you directionally challenged? I told you to turn left two blocks ago; we're going to be late now!

Woman: You just turned left instead of right.

Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.
by Joy Rising March 26, 2010
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Directioner Dilemma

A dilemma that only a Directioner faces because half of him/her desperately wants 1D to be back together but the other half wants them to carry on with their solo career because they were unhappy when they were together as a band.
Directioner 1: Do you want the boys to be back together?
Directioner 2: Yes but I also want them to be happy. Ugh Directioner Dilemma!
by one_crazy_directioner June 16, 2019
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