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the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
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Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously
Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
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Salty Dipstick

The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.
Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.
by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023
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lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.
Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.
by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023
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Dallas Dipstick

when someone shits then gets penetrated in the ass without wiping
guy 1: what’d u guys do last night
freak: gave her a nice Dallas Dipstick
by fentgod69 August 21, 2024
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Weyler Dipstick

When you take a shit in someone’s mouth, and before they swallow, you put your dick in to see how far the shit goes up your shaft
He shit in my mouth then put his dick in, when he pulled it out the shit was stuck all the way to the base, a classic “Weyler Dipstick”
by SuckiBoi October 5, 2023
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teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
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