Democratic Party

they exist

Aaron, I don't need to type in an example for the Democratic Party when everyone in America know they exist

by 7568ino December 28, 2024

Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).

Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?

by Numerati June 28, 2025

Democratic Handshake

When one male satisfies another male in the form of a hand release, typically free of charge.

Hey little Johnny, thanks for coming out to support me tonight. Would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreication.

by Schwanz Master February 11, 2024

Democrat

An intelligent person who didn't vote for a racist, homohpobic cheeto puff lookin ass boy.

Me: I'm a democrat
Retard: IDC I'M A REPUBLICAN

by some random trans kid January 1, 2023

The Devil is a Democrat

A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.

The full quote is:

"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."

If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2024

NASCAR Democrat

A NASCAR Democratic, also known as a White Trash Democrat, is a White person who has conservative values and preferences, but vocally criticizes Republicans because of their low socioeconomic status.

I keep seeing NASCAR Democrats posting Facebook stories at Walmart about how Trump is raising the price of eggs.

by Definitionally February 12, 2025

Bluebird Democrat

An individual who joined the Democratic Party of America after Bernie Sanders 2012 and 2016 presidential campaign. This group is considered more liberal then mainstream democrats and have pushed the party further to the left on social and environmental issues.

All them youngins became Bluebird Democrat's after Sanders run. Yellowdogs never had a chance.

by OrikvonLikten November 2, 2021