hard dicking

to shamelessly hit on a girl with little or no style.

"see that guy over there by that girl, poor guy doesn't stand a chance. He's been hard dicking all night.

by Matt Mazany December 9, 2003

Docking

The males version of scissoring

"those two men were Docking lastnight"

by JMBakaTwizzler January 1, 2012

Docking

the art on an uncircumcised penis joining to a circumcised penis at the tip

john's Jewish penis went docking with Bill's catholic penis

by dcurles53 October 28, 2008

docking

The act of covering the head of a cut cock with the foreskin of an uncut cock.

Another reason Fruity liked docking with Barney D was because it was the only way Fruity could get his bellend covered with smegma. Circumsized guys cannot make smegma.

by C-Unit Racing August 2, 2007

Skull Ducking

Skull ducking is an ancient myan sport which involves tapping someone on the skull with the bill of a duck. Whoever can withstand being ducked for the longest time win. Although it is quite complicated and it involves the flexing of certain skeletal muscles to make the skull ducking last longer.

Recently, has been recommended by some that it should be an olympic sport.

We skull ducked for hours.
I Skull ducked your grandmother.
I dipped the remainder of my penis in a shit covered, hairy bloody, egg smelling, tuna infested, bubbling, vaginal puss farting hole after we were done Skull Ducking Your grandmother.

by The Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

dicking around

v. messing around with someone or something.

stop dicking around, asshole

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

dicking around

Sitting upon ones arse, wasting time.

A free thinking, free spirited form of entertainment.

Time spent unwisely due to the lack of enough intelligence to complete a moderately complicated task.

"I was dicking around all day.."

by tiko October 28, 2003