David

A man who enjoys downvoting others who post hilarious amazing things in group message conversations.

D - downvotes
A - all
V - very
I - interesting
D - discourse

Person 1 - Oh no! David downvoted me again.
Person 2 - He can't help the way he is. He is a David.

by 69WiseGuy69 August 12, 2019

David

when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school

did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.

by pantsu addict May 20, 2016

David

He is a nice lovable person, but can also be a little mean but still nice.

Hey David how are you.

by Maya Amaral January 11, 2018

David

Fat and gay, can't get any girls

Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym

by rousey69 July 15, 2016

David

Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.

At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.

by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 17, 2011

David

Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.

He's David.

by BitterBitter November 28, 2010

David

A horribly insane, very smiley, tall, often smelly, awkward, star trek obsessed guy.

Ugh, David is so weird.

by NKOakwar February 21, 2010