David 

The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)

Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)

David by jkdsahf nfhuiea fejfj;kdsjkkkk April 9, 2019

David 

Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky

You’re Such a Fricking David

David by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019

David 

David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please

DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!

David by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019

David 

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.

"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"

David by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019

David 

David is gay

Yo that man was acting like a David

David by Slazeyu June 14, 2019

david 

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

david by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

David 

Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.

O shit it’s david.

David by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019