David

The walking definition of inner rage and uncalled for tantrum explosions at any given moment

HahahHha must be having a f8t of David

by canadaskunky February 18, 2018

David

He is a nice lovable person, but can also be a little mean but still nice.

Hey David how are you.

by Maya Amaral January 11, 2018

David

when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school

did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.

by pantsu addict May 20, 2016

David

Fat and gay, can't get any girls

Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym

by rousey69 July 15, 2016

David

Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.

He's David.

by BitterBitter November 28, 2010

David

Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.

At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.

by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 17, 2011

David

A horribly insane, very smiley, tall, often smelly, awkward, star trek obsessed guy.

Ugh, David is so weird.

by NKOakwar February 21, 2010